Never, Never, Never, Ever Give Up

In the aftermath of the 2006 mid-term debacle and saddled with a very unpopular Republican President, many of those in the Republican Party are getting the feeling that, no matter what happens in the Republican primaries, this is going to be the Democrats year to take back the White House.

But now, in this dark hour, a potential savior looms on the horizon. Witness, ladies and gents, the next coming of......Ralph Nader!! Yes folks, that Ralph Nader - the very one who handed us the 2000 election on a silver, f-ing platter - has decided, after Dennis Kucinich's and John Edwards' departures, to form a Presidential Exploratory Committee.

Now folks, in order for him to move from the 'exploratory' stage to the 'actually running (and siphoning off Democratic votes)' stage he has to be convinced that he can raise enough money to get on the ballot in all 50 States. So you know, if you happen to have $20 lyin' around.....

Hey, I'm just sayin'....