It's Their World...

....you're just luckless enough to be living in it. Yes folks, welcome to the Lawyers' world, where being the only dipshit in the country who didn't realize that steroids were/are big business in MLB makes you eligible for some easy money. Because, clearly, since it seems likely that some of the big boys on your team took steroids (and you paid $25 for a seat to watch them play) you deserve a little refund (plus whatever else you can get out of it).

Heck, I suppose Vegas should now start taking bets on how long it is until some lawyer comes up with a multi-million dollar class action suit against one of these teams. Seriously though, I hate Barry Bonds as much as the next normal baseball fan (probably more so, since I'm a Braves fan, and Hammerin' Hank actually earned his place in history), but if you were naive enough to think that your team was immune from the rampant steroid abuse in MLB, well, let's just say that a ticket refund is probably that last thing you need to be worrying about.

Finally, I would just like to note how incredibly appropriate it is that the guy bringing this lawsuit is a fan of none other than the Evil Empire itself.

Damn Yankees.