The Party Of 'No'

Newsflash: Republicans on Capitol Hill may have finally rediscovered their balls and brains.

Maybe.

After spending the last week talking about how they need to come together and vote for this $825 billion stimulus package, if only for the sake of being bipartisan and showing support for our new Jesus President, the House GOP leadership may have begun to realize that, even if the Lord Messiah himself commands votes of 'yea,' a shitload of pork and other politically motivated spending projects won't actually rescue the U.S economy from recession. Moreover, they seem to have realized that, in addition to being a massive pile of crap, the bill can, in fact, be opposed in the form of a 'nay' vote.

And it's about freakin' time too, huh? The National Debt is over $10 Trillion, the largest programs in the Federal government (Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid) are in the process of going broke, the federal budget hasn't been balanced in years, and finally the House Republicans seem to have figured out that we can't continue to spend money like teenage girls in a shopping mall because - surprise - we don't have any. President Obama can't deficit spend his way into economic stability any more than President Bush could; and if he wants to pilot the ship towards the abyss the Republicans should at least have sense enough to jump overboard before it gets there.

Oddly enough, the Democrats are trying to warn Republicans away from voting 'nay' because then they will risk becoming "the Party of 'No,'" over the next few years. Of course, in making this threat, the Democrats seem to have forgotten that the Republicans' biggest problem over the last few years, one which the Dems themselves have criticized us for, was, essentially, becoming the Party of 'yes.' For years, Republicans in Congress became a rubber-stamp for any spending bill that President Bush sent their way, on everything from No Child Left Behind to the prescription drug bill. Furthermore, in doing so, Congressional Republicans lost sight of what brought them to power in the 80's and 90's in the first place: fiscal responsibility.

Moreover, being staunch supporters of fiscal responsibility in conjunction with the tax cuts Republicans so love, directly translates into the need to also be the Party of Small Government. For better or worse (I think for better), being the Party of small government - which is what the Republicans are supposed to be - means saying 'no' and saying it often. It means believing in things like balanced budgets, accountability, and responsible, restrained government spending; all of which even the most powerful SONAR couldn't locate in this craptastic "stimulus" bill. That's why Republicans need to take a principled stand and vote against it.

Finally, over the next four years, if Republicans want to effectively oppose President Obama's liberal agenda, they really do need to become the 'Party of No.' They need to oppose his policies - not the man, the way Democrats did with George W. Bush - and articulately explain to the American people why, from a principled perspective, they simply are not down with atrocious bills like this stimulus. And who knows, by saying 'no' to most of the big government projects and a New Deal-like spending agenda, they just might rediscover what it means to be the Party of Ronald Reagan.