Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Attention Americans! Senator John "I served in Vietnam" Kerry has struck again! Once again, just when it appeared his Democratic Party had a legitimate chance to win an election, he has stormed onto the scene, to, once again, prove that Liberals are often the best G.O.P campaigners around. Without further ado, I give you the Senator's most recent wisdom which he shared earlier today:

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”
Ouch! So I guess our troops are all uneducated, lazy morons.....

Already, the good Senator has received a firestorm of criticism for these remarks and thus responded to it. He seems to think the criticisms of his remarks are "despicable Republican attacks" coming "from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did."

Of course, this must have come as a surprise to Sen. John McCain, who has dealt Kerry some of the harshest and most prominent criticism. Because, you see, while Kerry was calling American soldiers who served in Vietnam evil murderers, McCain was sitting on his ass in a Vietnam Prison Cell.

Ooops!

Faux Pas, Monsieur Senator; Faux Pas!

One of the reasons Republicans have been down in the polls recently is because the voters lack the usual confidence they have in Republicans on National Defense. And exactly one week before Election Day, John Kerry may have just restored that confidence. Regardless of what Kerry actually intended to say, this will come off as Republicans standing up for the troops in the face of Democratic troop bashing - and that can only help Republicans at the polls.

Thanks again, Senator!!

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